NEWSLAUGH.COM - PRWeb Press Release Account Feed http://www.rsspad.com/rss2a/187580.xml NEWSLAUGH.COM - Press Releases en xml@emediawire.com xml@emediawire.com 30 NewsLaugh.Com Fake News Bulletin: Iran May Become 51st State; Only Safe Way To Get Nukes http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/04/prweb515940.htm In April's free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Humor Magazine, reports that Iran may become the 51st state, because it's the only safe way for the wily nation to acquire nuclear weapons. Here's a brief excerpt from this extremely improbable story. (PRWeb Apr 3, 2007)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/04/prweb515940.htm U. S. Seniors Retiring To Iraq; Say That's Where The Medicare Money Is, Reveals Newslaugh.Com, The Sanely Funny Humor Magazine, In Its March Fiction Feature http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/03/prweb508973.htm In its March fiction feature, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Humor Magazine, reveals "U. S. Seniors Retiring to Iraq; Say That's Where The Medicare Money Is." Go to NewsLaugh.Com for the complete article. A brief excerpt follows. (PRWeb Mar 5, 2007)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/03/prweb508973.htm NewsLaugh.Com Presents Humorous Commentary and Fiction, Free. January Feature: "A Sentimental Visit To The Junkyard of Great Ideas." http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/01/prweb494821.htm In January's free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Humor Magazine, presents new humorous commentary and fiction, featuring "A Sentimental Journey To The Junkyard of Great Ideas." A brief excerpt follows. Go to Newslaugh.com for the complete article. (PRWeb Jan 4, 2007)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2007/01/prweb494821.htm NewsLaugh Presents Satirical Fiction, Free; December's Feature: "The Alamo In Iraq - Bush Vows To Fight To The Last Iraqi" http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/12/prweb486745.htm While the consensus in America has come down decidedly on leaving Iraqi to the Iraqis, George Bush seems to inhabit an Alamo of the mind. There he is, an unlikely Davy Crockett, along with Dick Cheney, as an even more unlikely Jim Bowie, holding out against all odds and vowing to fight to the last Iraqi. (PRWeb Dec 4, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/12/prweb486745.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Three Turban Monte: Bush and Rumsfeld Find Themselves Playing a Real Sucker's Game http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb454319.htm In this week's free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld find themselves playing a real sucker's game, called Three Turban Monte. Of course, we all know the story of the rube who gets sucked into a game of Three-Card Monte on Fifth Avenue and watches his bets disappear into the pockets of the quick-handed sharpie at the folding card table. And what do we have in the Middle East now but a variation on the same woefully obvious sucker's game? (PRWeb Oct 23, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb454319.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! North Korea Risks New Definition of MAD as Maniac's Assured Destruction http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb451129.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that North Korea, in its latest nuclear fundraising effort, has risked incurring a new definition of MAD, the wonderfully comforting Cold War acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, as the more timely Maniac’s Assured Destruction. (PRWeb Oct 16, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb451129.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Coyote Excuses Predatory Behavior; Claims He was Molested by a Cocker Spaniel http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb448196.htm (PRWeb Oct 9, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb448196.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! The American Umpire: Conducting the American Empire in a Way That's as Fair as the Calls in Yankee Stadium http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb445229.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, recommends how today’s America, saddled with the burdens of inadvertent empire, could conduct itself so Americans are happy about how we’re doing and the rest of the world might actually either approve or have a hard time disapproving of our behavior. We behave as if we’re the American Umpire, that is, we call the balls and strikes in the global games based on the principle we’ve all grown up with, can understand, and most of the world even admires: fair play. And, being the ump, we expect the players to respond with good sportsmanship, no matter which way the calls go. (PRWeb Oct 3, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/10/prweb445229.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! What If The Most Powerful Nation On Earth Was Iran? http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb442091.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, asks the telling question, "What if the most powerful nation on earth was Iran?" Since there seems to be some scattered dissent across the globe about the way the U. S. is behaving as the world’s most powerful nation, the magazine suggests we think about what other nations might do a better job. (PRWeb Sep 25, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb442091.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive -- Israel To Recognize Palestine’s Right To Exist http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb439926.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that, after decades of militant resistance to the inevitable, Israel plans to recognize Palestine’s right to exist. Palestinians, who have by now grown used to the belief that they are the ones who get to decide which state has a right to exist, were bewildered by the surprise announcement. They also puzzled over whether it means they really ought to acknowledge Israel's right to exist. (PRWeb Sep 20, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb439926.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! "The Invention of Sex; An Eyewitness Account" – Part One of "The Invention of Everything." http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb439465.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents the first part of a document that arrived in our inbox, called “The Invention of Everything; An Eyewitness Account.” We immediately realized it was authentic and had to share it with you. This issue presents Part One, "The Invention of Sex." Here’s just a glimpse of the contents of the priceless manuscript, starting with a snippet from the author's revelatory introduction. Click onto NewsLaugh.com to read the rest of the intro and all about the first invention the doc covers. (PRWeb Sep 19, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb439465.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! America May Become Nonaligned Nation. Cites Worldwide Ingratitude http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb438958.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that America may become a nonaligned nation. The principal motivation behind the movement is worldwide ingratitude for the sacrifices America has made for the benefit of other nations, while getting back precious little in return, materially or even in simple gratitude. The members cite, for example, the summit of nonaligned nations in Cuba, where the attendees delighted to blow Cuban cigar smoke at the U. S. (PRWeb Sep 18, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb438958.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Western Leaders Release Video; Urge Muslims To Convert http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb436415.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reveals that Western leaders, incensed by the increasingly frequent videos from Osama bin Laden's second in command, Ayman al-Zawahiri, who they have taken to calling the terrorist Jack in the box, have released a video of their own in which they urge Muslims to convert. The video was recorded at an undisclosed location in New York. (PRWeb Sep 12, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb436415.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! "Aye, Cap’n Bush, 'Tis Not Only The Storm But The Navigation"; Join Bush with Mate Rummy in a Storm at Sea -- Our Spoof of the Week http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb435801.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents “Aye, Cap’n Bush, ‘Tis Not Only The Storm But The Navigation” by humorist Tom Attea, as its pointed Spoof of the Week. Read how it begins and then click onto NewsLaugh.com to read it all: “What a night to be at sea!” shouted brave Captain Bush into the rain-slashed, wind-whipped Middle Easter that had suddenly come upon The Good Ship USA. “Yar, yar, ya got that right, Cap’n,” returned his faithful and once jocund first mate, Rummy, now hunkered down as he, too, braved the ceaseless wrath of the oncoming tempest. (PRWeb Sep 11, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb435801.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! A Visit to Osama Bin Laden in his Garden, Just as He gets a Surprise Visit from Hassan Nasrallah. It's our Spoof of the Week. http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb433356.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Join us for a revealing visit to Osama Bin Laden – just as he gets a surprise visit from Hassan Nasrallah, in “Bin Laden’s Garden of Earthly Frights,” a palpitating tale of fear on the run. It's our pointed Spoof of the Week! (PRWeb Sep 6, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb433356.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! New Work List for the Human Race http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb432669.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents a “New Work List For The Human Race,” while noting that, given our current work habits, we sure could use one. Of course, the magazine admits, it would be downright revelatory if a helpful hand would come out of the clouds and give us one. But, since that event does not seem to be forthcoming, NewsLaugh has decided to take the hint and do its best to help develop one. (PRWeb Sep 5, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/09/prweb432669.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Embryo Talks: Defends Right To Be Useful Before It’s Tossed On The Trash Heap Of Time http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb430674.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents “If Embryos Could Talk.” It’s our pointed Spoof of the Week. Read how it begins and then click onto NewsLaugh.com to read it all: An embryo was relaxing when a female clinician approached the little glass dish in which it was defrosting after a long time in the freezer. The embryo noticed her approach and exclaimed, “Whoopee, do I get implanted now? I can’t wait to grow up and become a real person!” “No such luck,” the researcher told the embryo. (PRWeb Aug 30, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb430674.htm Newslaugh Exclusive! OK, The House Is On Fire. Which One Do You Save First – The Baby, The Old Testament, The New Testament, Or The Koran? http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb429899.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents a brow-twisting ethical challenge: OK, the house is on fire. Which one do you save first – the baby, the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Koran. Now, imagine that the house is the world aflame with terrorism, war, and an occasional inquisition and the baby is any person's life or, since we're at a particularly risky time, all of human life. (PRWeb Aug 28, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb429899.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb427551.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents “Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide,” a hilarious but pointed satire by Tom Attea of the peculiarly human proclivity to indulge in a premature terminus, beginning as follows: "A male rabbit named Furball had lost all hope." (PRWeb Aug 22, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb427551.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Demagoguery For Dummies: How to Convince People You're a Saint, Despite Explosive Evidence to the Contrary http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb427065.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, asks, How can a demagogue who boasts of kidnapping and killing and whose woeful misjudgment has rained down death and destruction on his own country be hailed as a saint? Is this demagoguery for dummies or what? (PRWeb Aug 21, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb427065.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! 'Al-Qaeda In Hell, Or Allah’s Surprising Ingratitude' -- It's Our Spoof of the Week http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb424706.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents “Al-Qaeda In Hell, Or Allah’s Surprising Ingratitude,” as its pointed but hilarious Spoof of the Week, in which suicide bombers are condemned to take eight doomed flights a week, up out of and then straight back down to hell. Read how their eternal punishment begins and ends -- and where Osama fits into the hot seat. Then click onto NewsLaugh.com to read it all. (PRWeb Aug 15, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb424706.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Israel's Commendable But Costly Military Tactic: Make War As Make Nice http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb424235.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports on Israel’s commendable but costly military tactic of "Make War As Make Nice." Has a nation ever conducted a war like the one Israel waged against Hezbollah? Did we hear announcements anywhere remotely near “We will destroy you to the last man”? No, instead we heard niceties like: "All cars and of any type will be shelled if seen moving south of the Litani River because it will be considered a suspect of transferring rockets, military ammunitions and those causing destruction.”Now, Hassan Nasrallah has emerged from his bunker and declared, amid the dead and rubble of his own country, of all things, victory. (PRWeb Aug 14, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb424235.htm NewsLaugh.Com Exclusive! Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo! Castro Survives; Millions Mourn http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb421303.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that the realization of Cuba Libre won’t happen just yet, amigo, because Fidel is apparently well, instead of off to the hotspot his enemigos would like to see him go. So the fiestas have wound down like toy figures with batteries that are running out of juice. (PRWeb Aug 7, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/08/prweb421303.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Uncle Sam's Shaky Transition To Empire; Having The Right Strategy Should Would Help http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb418503.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that, uncomfortable as we may be with the inadvertence, we have entered the age of The American Empire. We didn’t ask for it, but here it is, like an overgrown eagle that decided, surprisingly enough, to flap into our laps. The problem is, we don’t have a clue how to take hold of that confused bird and send it off on a long and majestic flight. Right now what we’ve usually got are most of the right intentions but all of the wrong results. Why? (PRWeb Jul 31, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb418503.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Bush Vetoes Charcoal Grill Bill; Cites Carbon As Fundamental Component Of Life http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb415553.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that, as expected, George Bush vetoed the Charcoal Grill Bill that was passed by the Senate and the House. Citing the role of carbon, not only in charcoal briquettes, but as the fundamental component of life, Mr. Bush stated, “You’ve got to respect carbon. Without it, none of us would be here.” He then pointed to himself, and said, “For instance, I wouldn’t be here. I owe my life to carbon.” (PRWeb Jul 24, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb415553.htm Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflamed Boil; Aims to Drain Hezbollah Infection http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb413031.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Ehud Olmert, MD -- in this case, Military Doctor -- made the decision to lance the inflamed boil known as Hezbollah, with the aim of draining the infection. The life-threatening activities of Hezbollah and Hamas had simply reached a point where surgical intervention became imperative. The most curious question is whether Dr. Olmert has a silent go ahead from the West to clean the sore spot widely enough to include the terrorist-supporting leadership in Syria and the nuclear circus in Iran. (PRWeb Jul 18, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb413031.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Iraq Opens Suicide Bomber Range; Hails It As Twice-Blessed Paradise Express http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb412434.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that, in an effort to reduce the loss of life and limb by suicide bombers, Iraq has opened a suicide bomber range. The government's intention is to encourage all those who are determined to carry out such an explosive termination to execute the insane plan in a way that is being hailed as twice-blessed – blessed because, one, the bombers will be carrying out their hope of putting themselves on the expressway to the paradise of their dreams and, two, they will accomplish their mission without blasting off with anyone else. (PRWeb Jul 17, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb412434.htm Newslaugh Exclusive! North Korea And Iran Go Beyond Nuclear Blackmail to Nuclear Panhandling; Seek to Trade Threats of Oblivion for Alms http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb409393.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that North Korea and Iran have gone beyond nuclear blackmail to outright nuclear panhandling, as they seek to trade threats of oblivion for alms. Then NewsLaugh indulges, with a not entirely charitable examination, this new and nettlesome version of “Brother, Can You Spare A Dime?” (PRWeb Jul 10, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb409393.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Upstart Palestinian Group Urges Israel to Keep Hamas Government; They Don't Want it Anymore http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb406838.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that an admittedly small, upstart group of Palestinians, comparing the quality of their governance with the orderly procedures in Israel, have decided the best thing that can happen to them is to give up on their own government.As a result, they are asking Israel to keep the members of the Hamas government the Israelis arrested in response to the kidnapping of an Israeli soldier by militants. Even more surprisingly, they are advocating a one-state solution, with the Gaza Strip and West Bank volunteering to become part of Israel.To let their voices be heard, they demonstrated, waving banners that read, “Palestine, No; Israel, Yes!”; “I Almost Speak Hebrew Already”; and “Let’s Make A Deal.”Israel reacted with caution to the unexpected development, with Prime Minister Ehud Olmert saying, “Let them return our soldier; then maybe we can talk.” (PRWeb Jul 3, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/07/prweb406838.htm Newslaugh Exclusive! Why Al-Qaeda's Promise of Paradise is Fundamentally Illogical http://www.prweb.com/releases/humor/satire/prweb403865.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, analyzes Al-Qaeda’s promise of Paradise and reveals why it is fundamentally illogical. The magazine, boldly granting Al-Qaeda’s most furiously brandished tenets, arrives at the inescapable conclusion that, rather than the Paradise its dupes are dying for, the God its members insist is great would more likely reserve on their behalf a more heated welcome and final destination. (PRWeb Jun 26, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/humor/satire/prweb403865.htm Newslaugh Exclusive! President Bush And Prime Minister Al-Maliki May Trade Jobs http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/06/prweb400696.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that, as a result of their meeting, President Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki may trade jobs. (PRWeb Jun 19, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/06/prweb400696.htm NewsLaugh Exclusive! Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes Part Of China http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb391393.htm In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Mexico has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation to China. As a result of its new status as a province of the prosperous Asian nation, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available. (PRWeb May 30, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb391393.htm NewsLaugh.com Pat Robertson Confesses! God Upset With Him; Tells Him He Lost His Mind http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb388384.htm In this week’s issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that Pat Robertson, in the wake of having reported that God told him Tsunami-like storms were likely to hit U. S. coasts this year, appeared on his transparently acquisitive TV program, visibly shaken, and announced, “God has told me something else, and it’s something I didn’t want to hear. He said, ‘Pat, you lost your mind.’” (PRWeb May 22, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb388384.htm Bill Clinton In Secret Talks With Hillary; Agrees To Run For Vice-President http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb385351.htm In this week’s issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, reports that former President Clinton has agreed to run in 2008 as his wife’s Vice Presidential candidate. In an exclusive interview, Mr. Clinton told us, “Since I’ll be back in the White House, I would rather have more to keep myself busy than just being America’s First Man." While Democrats will cheer the prospect of the dedicated duo once again in the realms of Presidential empowerment, Republicans may double over with wails of dread, as they reach out with hopeful hands for the now-flirtatious Rudy or the ever-coy Jeb. (PRWeb May 15, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb385351.htm NewsLaugh.Com Exclusive! Hillary Clinton To Become A Republican http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb382388.htm In this week’s issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Magazine, reports that Hillary Clinton, long famously popular among Democrats but obsessively excoriated by Republicans, has decided to turn the tables on her opponents by becoming one of them. In an interview, Senator Clinton stated, “There’s an old political axiom that you never spend any time trying to get the votes you already have. So I decided I didn’t have to spend anymore time as a Democrat." (PRWeb May 8, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb382388.htm NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Magazine, Reports "Bin Laden Releases New Audiotape; Hideout Too Dark To Shoot Video" http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb379363.htm In this week's issue of NewsLaugh.com, readers will find new ways to discover Sanity Through Laughter -- free. Other headlines report "France Attacks Iran; U. S. And Britain Object" and "America Ends Oil Dependency; Turns B. S. Into Fuel." The magazine claims, "You can't change the news but you can laugh at it." (PRWeb May 1, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/05/prweb379363.htm FROM NEWSLAUGH.COM, THE SANELY FUNNY WEEKLY: Facing Defeat In War Of Words In Iraq, U. S. Launches Operation Thesaurus http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/03/prweb362748.htm In this week's issue, Newslaugh reveals that the new U. S. offensive in Iraq is aimed at the euphemistic resources of the enemy, wherever they may be lurking. The attack targets intentionally misleading words that have infiltrated the media and even the Pentagon, such as "jihad" and "insurgency." (PRWeb Mar 27, 2006)

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]]> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/03/prweb362748.htm New 'Sanely Funny' Weekly Provides Witty Spoofs of the News by A Comedy Writer and Media Veteran http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/03/prweb358882.htm The release announces the premier issue of the new online humor magazine, Newslaugh.com, which calls itself "The Sanely Funny Weekly." It is devoted to bringing, in these troubled times, intelligent laughter to the news. Among the headlines in the premier issue can be found, "Bin Laden Seeks Job At New York Port," and "Did Mohammed Ever Draw a Cartoon?" (PRWeb Mar 16, 2006)

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